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L8 Files
It's finally here!!
Welcome to the L8 Files, where Dana will expose the brutal truth behind many of this world's biggest mysteries.
L8 FILE #001
The Actual Location Of Ground Zero
GENTLEMEN:
As you can see by the following maps,
"Ground Zero"
seems to be the
ERIE CANAL!!!
No doubt, Chinese nationals have obtained detailed plans of the canals and plan to launch their assault against Mom's apple pie right here in upstate New York.
The most likely perpetrator of the transfer of this sensitive data is my old boss from Baker Engineering NY Inc., who once told me he was a communist spy.
(He also told me he "peeled potatoes during the war", but when questioned further revealed that the peeling was performed at his father's hotel, which I believe to have been somewhere in Malaysia.)
MrL8
